{"id":79,"date":"2022-12-03T15:54:13","date_gmt":"2022-12-03T15:54:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zillanovikov.ca\/?page_id=79"},"modified":"2023-05-20T19:03:32","modified_gmt":"2023-05-20T19:03:32","slug":"the-sad-bastard-cookbook","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/zillanovikov.ca\/index.php\/the-sad-bastard-cookbook\/","title":{"rendered":"The Sad Bastard Cookbook"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bppress.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Sad-Bastard-Cookbook-cover500px.png\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Life is hard. Some days are at the absolute limit of what we can manage. Some days are worse than that. Eating\u2014picking a meal, making it, putting it into your facehole\u2014can feel like an insurmountable challenge. We wrote this cookbook to share our coping strategies. It has recipes to make when you\u2019ve worked a 16-hour day, when you can\u2019t stop crying and you don\u2019t know why, when you accidentally woke up an Eldritch abomination at the bottom of the ocean. But most of all, this cookbook exists to help Sad Bastards like us feel a little less alone at mealtimes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>The Sad Bastard Cookbook<\/em>\u00a0is funny, realistic, and kind. It\u2019s vegetarian\/vegan. It\u2019s a community-built project. And the e-book is free. It\u2019s hard to survive late capitalism and we want to help. Get your free e-book as a PDF <a href=\"https:\/\/bppress.ca\/product\/the-sad-bastard-cookbook-pdf\/\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Life is hard. Some days are at the absolute limit of what we can manage. Some days are worse than that. Eating\u2014picking a meal, making it, putting it into your facehole\u2014can feel like an insurmountable challenge. 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